Many important updates: Election 2020, dismembering a frog, physical therapy, and flirting with Shabba
Dear Fans, There’s so much to tell you just 24 hours from Election Day 2020. I have to say, as a member of the canine race, I think the fact that so many people continue to show unrelenting faith in America’s democratic process, system of checks and balances, etc. is really, really beautiful. All of […]
The road to a pandemic puppy is paved with failed foster application quizzes
Put simply, I failed the Muddy Paws “foster quiz” repeatedly. Four times, to be precise. When you foster, you are assigned a “foster buddy” to answer questions and advise you. The quiz asked when one should contact one’s “foster buddy.”
My Orthopedic Lockdown Poem
Nellie’s Lockdown Poem Nellie’s Lockdown Tumble The other week, I went to see Some of my friends at AMC. To recheck my gimpy knee. Dr. Hart is the best, There is no question. But I need a lot of trazadone and gabapentin Bird, Chipmunk, Rabbit, Shrew. Orthopedics says I am not allowed to chase you. […]
It’s official. My family is searching for a pandemic pup.
Follow Victoria and family as they search for a new family dog. As with many new beginnings, theirs began with an ending.
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Dear Governor Cuomo, Please do not ruin my Georgia quail hunting trip.
How many more sacrifices must I make this year? Dear New York Governor Cuomo: Now that New York is free and clear of the virus, I ask that you not force me to cancel my quail hunting trip. Your quarantine interferes with what I believe is, in fact, “essential travel” for me. How do I […]
Essentially Nellie: Confessions of a Labrador
Celebrating Me: My Birthday Party
On Sunday, I celebrated my birthday, the day of days, with my best friends and family. Anyone who is anyone was at my party. It was the event of the COVID-19 season. My actual birthday is July 13. I can’t believe that I am six-years-old. So many birds executed, yet so many birds still at large. I slaughtered one of Grandma’s little humming birdies a few days ago. Delicious. Where was I?
Eat. Sleep. Swim. Vet. Repeat.
Head Blogger Nellie (“Essentially Nellie, Confessions of a Labrador”) has updated her blog with a video. She would also like to announce that she has lost another pound since her last blog post. She’s down a total of almost five pounds, and has five more to go until she reaches her bird-murdering/ideal weight. Nellie’s Vlog […]
Rebirth: Back To The City, Back To Rehab, & Shedding Pounds
Dear Fans, Happy May. I hope this finds you enjoying masked life. Is this face mask thing going to continue through NY Fashion Week? And event season? I have to say, I have really enjoyed watching some of the network news anchors with $40 million per year contracts (which stipulate 2-3 million for hair […]
Quarantined In Bedford
Dear Fans, Sorry it’s been so long since my last blog post. I was holding out on a hope and prayer that America would re-open on Easter Sunday. I was so excited to update you with my return to Central Park and to the NYPD’s Most Wanted List of Off-Leash Dogs. No such luck: I […]
