Grandma and Grandpa decided to ignore Governor Cuomo and have a big Thanksgiving get-together. Thanksgiving 2020 wasn’t as exciting as my birthday party, of course, but it was nice to have the whole family together. Aunt Sophie and her boyfriend, Philip (very good about sharing his food and playing tug) came with a small white fur creature named “Jack.” I think it’s a dog. He’s very small and wears clothing indoors.
Dear Fans, There’s so much to tell you just 24 hours from Election Day 2020. I have to say, as a member of the canine race, I think the fact that so many people continue to show unrelenting faith in America’s democratic process, system of checks and balances, etc. is really, really beautiful. All of […]
Nellie’s Lockdown Poem Nellie’s Lockdown Tumble The other week, I went to see Some of my friends at AMC. To recheck my gimpy knee. Dr. Hart is the best, There is no question. But I need a lot of trazadone and gabapentin Bird, Chipmunk, Rabbit, Shrew. Orthopedics says I am not allowed to chase you. […]
How many more sacrifices must I make this year? Dear New York Governor Cuomo: Now that New York is free and clear of the virus, I ask that you not force me to cancel my quail hunting trip. Your quarantine interferes with what I believe is, in fact, “essential travel” for me. How do I […]
On Sunday, I celebrated my birthday, the day of days, with my best friends and family. Anyone who is anyone was at my party. It was the event of the COVID-19 season. My actual birthday is July 13. I can’t believe that I am six-years-old. So many birds executed, yet so many birds still at large. I slaughtered one of Grandma’s little humming birdies a few days ago. Delicious. Where was I?
Head Blogger Nellie (“Essentially Nellie, Confessions of a Labrador”) has updated her blog with a video. She would also like to announce that she has lost another pound since her last blog post. She’s down a total of almost five pounds, and has five more to go until she reaches her bird-murdering/ideal weight. Nellie’s Vlog […]
Dear Fans, Happy May. I hope this finds you enjoying masked life. Is this face mask thing going to continue through NY Fashion Week? And event season? I have to say, I have really enjoyed watching some of the network news anchors with $40 million per year contracts (which stipulate 2-3 million for hair […]
Dear Fans, Sorry it’s been so long since my last blog post. I was holding out on a hope and prayer that America would re-open on Easter Sunday. I was so excited to update you with my return to Central Park and to the NYPD’s Most Wanted List of Off-Leash Dogs. No such luck: I […]
merry christmas, happy new year! MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR! DEAR ADORING FANS! Let’s start with the lede, which is that I made it through the rest of December without another trip to the vet. Okay, well, not counting my weekly physical therapy sessions. I hope I’m not jinxing myself by celebrating this accomplishment […]
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