Nellie’s Lockdown Poem Nellie’s Lockdown Tumble The other week, I went to see Some of my friends at AMC. To recheck my gimpy knee. Dr. Hart is the best, There is no question. But I need a lot of trazadone and gabapentin Bird, Chipmunk, Rabbit, Shrew. Orthopedics says I am not allowed to chase you. […]
Follow Victoria and family as they search for a new family dog. As with many new beginnings, theirs began with an ending.
On Sunday, I celebrated my birthday, the day of days, with my best friends and family. Anyone who is anyone was at my party. It was the event of the COVID-19 season. My actual birthday is July 13. I can’t believe that I am six-years-old. So many birds executed, yet so many birds still at large. I slaughtered one of Grandma’s little humming birdies a few days ago. Delicious. Where was I?
Head Blogger Nellie (“Essentially Nellie, Confessions of a Labrador”) has updated her blog with a video. She would also like to announce that she has lost another pound since her last blog post. She’s down a total of almost five pounds, and has five more to go until she reaches her bird-murdering/ideal weight. Nellie’s Vlog […]
Dear Fans, Happy May. I hope this finds you enjoying masked life. Is this face mask thing going to continue through NY Fashion Week? And event season? I have to say, I have really enjoyed watching some of the network news anchors with $40 million per year contracts (which stipulate 2-3 million for hair […]
Dear Fans, Sorry it’s been so long since my last blog post. I was holding out on a hope and prayer that America would re-open on Easter Sunday. I was so excited to update you with my return to Central Park and to the NYPD’s Most Wanted List of Off-Leash Dogs. No such luck: I […]
merry christmas, happy new year! MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR! DEAR ADORING FANS! Let’s start with the lede, which is that I made it through the rest of December without another trip to the vet. Okay, well, not counting my weekly physical therapy sessions. I hope I’m not jinxing myself by celebrating this accomplishment […]